“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world”
«I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra»
Things like this constantly infuriate me. If you would like a cookie, have a mother fucking cookie. Don’t eat sixteen boxes of Oreos in one sitting [I’ve tried. Didn’t end well.], but be aware that if you choose a cookie over a bowl of fruit, you are not a bad person, you will not gain ten thousand pounds, & you will not die.
I would also like to point out for the record that “fruit” is not universally healthy, and it isn’t a healthy option for every person regardless. Human dietary requirements are INFINITELY COMPLEX. Some people, for instance, can’t eat pineapple, because it’s too acidic. Some people are allergic to strawberries (Hi Pepper!), or bananas, or raspberries. You don’t know why someone might not choose to eat fruit. STOP POSTING STUPID “HEALTHY EATING” INFOGRAMS.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.